Who am I?

On the Internet I go by many names--you may even know me without realizing it. Some of my aliases include Tenohken, Lackwit, Anwy, LordIsrafel, Sahaqiel, MrCheeseQueen, and the King and Queen of Cheese.
 
 

No, really.

I am an 18-year-old professional slacker. I graduated from high school this year and am a southeast Michigan resident. Most of my time is spent online, or out with my friends. Some of my hobbies include anime, fiction writing, playing the piano, drawing, and computer art.
 
 

What am I like?

I am 6'0" (183 cm) and 170 lbs (77 kg). I like Chinese food, especially Szechuan. I am a fan of Japanese anime music, but my taste is very diverse. I am a member of a club that takes photos of police cars from different cities. I was the first and only graduate of my high school, which has named a driveway after me.

I am psychotic, and my moods swing dramatically from one moment to another. Although I tend to be very quiet around people I don't know, I will make myself the center of attention if I'm with friends (and away from authority figures). Pranks I have pulled include:

• Greasing doorknobs at a hotel
• Leaving embarrassing signs and flyers in elevators (such as "Support your local gay love parade!")
• Illegally boating in Canadian waters
• Shouting odd things out of dormitory windows in the dead of night, like "Hey chubby! Want another Pop Tart?!"
• Putting packets of ketchup under public toilet seats
• Making prank calls to Hawaii
• Spilling Mountain Dew soda on public restroom floors
• Screaming obscenities and making rude gestures at a statue of Custer
• Flinging ice cream at cars in an A&W parking lot
• Standing near the tops of escalators yelling "Don't get any closer or I'll jump!"
• Going to the Prom with blue hair (although many, many other people did that, too). This was one day after my graduation ceremony, in which my principal publicly commended me for not dyeing my hair.

I suppose you get the idea.